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Qeurovision Quidditch Song Contest Has a Winner

by Veronika Kohoutová · June 8, 2020

As we previously announced, May 30 brought us the Qeurovision live show. There were 15 songs from Muggle quidditch national governing bodies (NGBs), but only three of them could win.

 

There are 15 flags from participating NGBs with funny note about their songs.

 

NGBs had to send a song about quidditch in audio and also a video. Some songs are parodies, but there were also six songs originally written for the contest by Belgium, Canada, Germany, Italy, Slovenia, and Switzerland. Most of the songs are in English, but a few were sung in their national language.

A few songs were uploaded to the Internet after the show: “Toss a Quaffle to Your Keeper” by Poland, “Do You Wanna Go Play Quidditch?” by the Czech Republic, “Hasta la Snitch” by Mexico, “Ik Zwerk Je Op Afstand” by the Netherlands, “Come the New Recruits!” by Japan, “Pesem o Quidditchu” by Slovenia, and “I Just Can’t Wait for More Quid” by Australia.

 

 

The voting was split into two categories: juries and public. At least one person was chosen from the participating country as a jury member. Jury votes counted for 30% and public votes for 70%.

The winner of the first Qeurovision contest is Germany with its original song “Fly High.” Second place went to Italian song “Slam-Dunk,” which is also originally written. Even third place was an original song: “Canadian Quidditch.” The first three places won vouchers for Utility Apparel, a Muggle quidditch retailer, in amounts ranging from €50 to €100.

 

There are the results of Qeurovision. Germany is winner.

 

The show was watched by more than 200 people, who immediately started creating memes. If you want to see them, then you have to add a cat to your video, have better connections than Japan, have a German dictionary, say hello to Spain, toss a coin to your Keeper, and still get zero points because it’s a parody.

 

There are too much memes.There are too much memes.
Everyone has to wait until Laurens counts the votes, and in that moment, memes started.Everyone has to wait until Laurens counts the votes, and in that moment, memes started.
Not participating countries were labeled as “rest of the world.”Not participating countries were labeled as “rest of the world.”
Poland made a Yankees reference, but the jury from the United States gave points to the Czech song “Do You Wanna Go Play Quidditch?”Poland made a Yankees reference, but the jury from the United States gave points to the Czech song “Do You Wanna Go Play Quidditch?”
There were cats in a few videos.There were cats in a few videos.
The original songs got five bonus points. Parodies got nothing.The original songs got five bonus points. Parodies got nothing.
The German song was in the German language, and it was hard to understand.The German song was in the German language, and it was hard to understand.
There were some technical difficulties, and nobody from Mexico sent their votes.There were some technical difficulties, and nobody from Mexico sent their votes.
The German rock song went after the Italy rock song,The German rock song went after the Italy rock song,
Germany had many points.Germany had many points.
Poland made a parody of “Witcher” song “Toss a Coin to Your Witcher.”Poland made a parody of “Witcher” song “Toss a Coin to Your Witcher.”
There is little difference between the Eurovision and Qeurovision performances.There is little difference between the Eurovision and Qeurovision performances.
There was some misunderstanding with the points from Japan’s jury.There was some misunderstanding with the points from Japan’s jury.
Belgium, Spain, and the US have a cat in their videos, but also the Czech Republic.Belgium, Spain, and the US have a cat in their videos, but also the Czech Republic.
Hello is a new quote from Spain’s song.Hello is a new quote from Spain’s song.
Japan had problems with Internet connection.Japan had problems with Internet connection.
United States had only seven points.United States had only seven points.
It’s sad for people who missed Qeurovision.It’s sad for people who missed Qeurovision.

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