I Hate Albus Dumbledore
I’ll say it again for the ones in the back: I hate Professor Dumbledore. And no, I’m not talking about Michael Gambon in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”.
I’ll say it again for the ones in the back: I hate Professor Dumbledore. And no, I’m not talking about Michael Gambon in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”.
In this latest online furor, misled by a clickbait headline, fans have taken issue with J.K. Rowling revealing that Dumbledore and Grindelwald had “incredibly intense” sex. However, she never actually said this.
Here are the five aspects of “Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald” I didn’t enjoy.
Jude Law and several other “Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald” cast members sat down with Evanna Lynch to provide some fascinating insight into their characters’ motives and inner turmoil.
Albus Dumbledore has more in common with the famous Merlin than a cloak and beard. Their similarities extend to their weaknesses, difficulties, and eventual dooms.
Dumbledamn or Dumbledon’t? Jude Law’s portrayal of our beloved Hogwarts Headmaster may be even worse than Michael Gambon’s.
In the screenplay for “Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald”, the “dark-haired young woman” who “picks up baby Corvus” is denoted as “Credence’s Aunt.” But who is she, really?
A rebuttal to some very real complaints about the validity of “Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald” in comparison to “Harry Potter and the Cursed Child”.
Although we thought we learned everything there was to know about him in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”, it turns out that he had a lot of secrets that were never revealed to Harry. Here are five things about Dumbledore from “Crimes of Grindelwald”.
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It’s high time I paid homage to the mighty MuggleNet. Where to start? I love the design, (I currently favour the ‘Dementor’ layout), the polls (I actually voted in the ‘Who’s the Half-Blood Prince?’ one), the pretty-much-exhaustive information on all books and films, the wonderful editorials (more insight there than in several companion volumes I shall not name), 101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort (made me laugh aloud), the Wall of Shame (nearly as funny as some of the stuff I get)… pretty much everything. Webmaster Emerson, Eric, Jamie, Damon, Ben, Matthew, Rachel, Jaymz and Sharon, I salute you.
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