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Defense Against the Dark Arts Post

Dear Harry Potter,

Sir, I know you are really busy in your work, although I think you could do it all in a blink of eye because you killed Voldemort (Yeah, I don’t feel fear saying his name). Still, I am disturbing you, but I do have a reason. Our Defense against the Dark Arts Teacher Mr. Wren Wringer is not well. It’s been weeks and you are a great teacher, so do you think you could by any chance teach us?

The Cattermoles

Dear Harry Potter,

What happened to the Cattermoles? In DH Ron impersonates Reg Cattermole and we never find out if him and his family get out of the country without capture… What about the other Muggleborns that left with Harry? And what happened to Mafalda Hopkirk (The women Hermione was impersonating) and Albert Runcorn (impersonated by Harry)? Where they punished for the breach of security?

Deathly Hallows

Dear Mr. Potter,

I am a big fan of your work. You’re a brilliant wizard. When I watched Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows there was one question that popped into my head. Seeing that Dumbledore had the elder wand and the resurrection stone was in the snitch, where was the cloak of invisibility? Now in your second year at Hogwarts you received an invisibility cloak that belonged to your dad. Was that cloak the third deathly hallow, the actual cloak of invisibility shed from Death’s own cloak?

Voldemort is Alive

Dear Mr. Potter,

It is with great concern that I am writing you, Mr. Potter.

You see, I have read all seven volumes of your biography, written by Ms. Rowling, as well as seen all eight of the documentaries of your life. And there is but one thing that is left unanswered. I doubt anyone at Hogwarts would believe me, just as you felt when you were a student there. But I fear Voldemort was not entirely defeated. I know it sounds crazy, but please hear me out:

The Grandparents

Dear Harry Potter,

Whatever happened to both sets of your grandparents that Dumbledore couldn’t send you to one of their homes when you were a baby? In your biographies by J.K. Rowling, she failed to mention the fates of Lily and James’ parents. I hope I did not bring up an unpleasant subject, but as a concerned Potter supporter, I feel it is my right to know.

Enchanted Letter

Dear Mr. Potter,

I hope this owl finds you well. First of all, I would like to wish you, Sir, a very happy birthday. I hope you had time to celebrate your birth with all your responsibilities within the Auror Department. I heard some dark wizards are gaining power. I hope we don’t get to see another Lord Voldemort rise, eh?

I had a question for you regarding the Patronus Charm. Now, I know that you can produce one, a corporeal Patronus which takes the form of a Stag. All I’ve been able to do so far is produce an incorporeal one. But one day, I was able to actually see my Patronus and it was a wolf. However, ever since that one time, I can’t seem to be able to produce it anymore. How is it that you keep holding on to the happiest memory you have? And what do you usually do when you just can’t find one?

Defeating the Dark Lord

Dear Harry,

What was it like defeating Voldemort? Were you happy? Were you relieved that is was finally over?