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CC #113: Week of December 19, 2004

In this week’s Caption Contest image, a patron of the Leaky Cauldron reads a book while his warm beverage stirs itself. Read all of the winning captions for this week’s contest now!

Wild Card Weasleys

by Rob Taylor Ever since the ninety-second page of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, we’’ve been accustomed to love our favorite wizard family, the Weasleys. We’re all familiar with the humorous Fred and George,...

The Magic Quill #34: Riddle Me This

Dear reader,

The holidays have come. Both the Quill that authors this column (based on your suggestions) and I, its humble assistant, are in need of a bit of a break. The quill has been sent, by certified owl, to Scrivenshaft’s for a much-needed tune-up (tip replacement, reservoir cleaning, polishing, brushing, etc.) while yours truly has a lot of broomstick hours ahead of him. So I hope you will bear with us as we replace two weeks’ worth of columns with a bit of something different.

BURN THE ANSWER TO LAZINESS!

by Liz Broomsticks, magic wands, enticing enchantments, addicting adages, and enough morality lessons to fill four and a half years of Lamb-Chop’’s play-a-long. No, it’’s not Halloween, and it’’s not four and a half...