Tagged: albus dumbledore

That one about the troll, the hag, and the leprechaun…

Dear Professor Dumbledore, Could you please finish the joke you started in Harry’s fourth year, where a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun walk into a bar? I know a plethora of fans (including myself!) really want to hear the end of this joke. -Ashrita

As Accomplished as Dumbledore…

Dear Professor Dumbledore, Your Famous Witches and Wizards card amazes me. You’ve done so much! Now that I’m at Hogwarts I want to know, which extra-curricular activities should I be taking? I want to be as accomplished as you were one day.