CC #397: Week of December 27, 2015
In this week’s Caption Contest image, Newt checks his case of beasts and realizes it has been opened. Read all of the winning captions for this week’s contest now!
In this week’s Caption Contest image, Newt checks his case of beasts and realizes it has been opened. Read all of the winning captions for this week’s contest now!
by Charlotte Graham · Published January 4, 2016 · Last modified November 9, 2022
Who’s giving up nachos? Who’s just trying to get through the day without murdering a Potter offspring? Check out these New Year’s resolutions from your favorite Hogwarts professors!
by Charlotte Graham · Published December 15, 2015 · Last modified November 7, 2022
“I Ate Like Movie Ron Weasley for a Week, and Here’s What Happened” and other article ideas that were shelved for reasons of legality, safety, or human decency in general.
by Charlotte Graham · Published December 11, 2015 · Last modified November 7, 2022
Want to find out just how much your friends and family like you? Here are ten easy ways to be more like Draco Malfoy. Or: I performed the worst self-help experiment ever so that you don’t have to.
by Charlotte Graham · Published October 12, 2015 · Last modified November 7, 2022
Hoping the wisdom of Dumbledore could truly heal my life, I decided to apply his advice completely out of context, by making flash cards to consult whenever I reached a tough choice. What could possibly go wrong?
by Charlotte Graham · Published September 29, 2015 · Last modified November 7, 2022
The last book would’ve been more like “Harry Potter and the Drunk-ly Hallows”, am I right?
by Charlotte Graham · Published September 13, 2015 · Last modified November 7, 2022
“Saw Snape doing a sexy dance in the Three Broomsticks last night… Brb putting acid pops in my eyes.”
Sure, they may have the ability to fly and get the housework done by magic, but when it comes to dating, the characters of “Harry Potter” have to wade through the same morass of horrible mistakes as the rest of us.
by Charlotte Graham · Published August 1, 2015 · Last modified November 7, 2022
Facebook. Any semblance of a health and safety code. And would it have killed them to hire a guidance counselor?
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