Want to find out just how much your friends and family like you? Here are ten easy ways to be more like Draco Malfoy. Or: I performed the worst self-help experiment ever so that you don’t have to.
Hoping the wisdom of Dumbledore could truly heal my life, I decided to apply his advice completely out of context, by making flash cards to consult whenever I reached a tough choice. What could possibly go wrong?
The last book would’ve been more like “Harry Potter and the Drunk-ly Hallows”, am I right?
“Saw Snape doing a sexy dance in the Three Broomsticks last night… Brb putting acid pops in my eyes.”