Song Parody: Revolting Wizards

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To the tune of “Revolting Children” from Matilda the Musical by Tim Minchin

Professor McGonagall:
Woooooah
Never again will she get the best of me
Never again will she take away our freedom
And we won’t forget the day we

All of Hogwarts:
Fought for the right to be a little bit naughty

Harry Potter:
Never again will there be ink on my hand

Professor Trelawney:
Never again will I be bullied and

Fred and George Weasley:
Never again will I doubt it when my mum says I’m a miracle

All of Hogwarts:
NEVER AGAIN!
Never again will we live behind bars
Never again now that we know we are

Revolting wizards
We ring revolting bells
We cast revolting magic
Using revolting spells
We’ll be revolting wizards
Till our revolting’s done
And we’ll have the Umbridge bolting
We’re revolting

Revolting wizards
We ring revolting bells
We cast revolting magic
Using revolting spells
We’ll be revolting wizards
Till our revolting’s done
And we’ll have the Umbridge bolting
We’re revolting

Hermione Granger:
We’ll become a screaming hoard

Ginny Weasley:
Take out your broomstick and use it as a sword

Luna Lovegood:
Never again will we be ignored

Neville Longbottom:
We’ll find out where the chalk is stored

Peeves:
And draw rude pictures on the board

Ron Weasley:
It’s not insulting

All of Hogwarts:
We’re revolting
We can use our spells how we like
If enough of us are wrong
Wrong is right
Use our spells
Swish and flick
Why?
Cause we’re a little bit naughty
So we’ve got to stay inside the lines
But if we disobey at the same time
There is nothing that Dolores can do

Professor Mcgonagall:
She can take her quill and S-H-

All of Hogwarts:
You didn’t think you could push us too far
But there is no going back now we are

R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N (revolting bells)
We C-A-S-T (magic)
U-S-I-N-G (spells)
We’ll be R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N-G
It is 2 L 8 4 U we R- evolting

We are revolting wizards
We ring revolting bells
We cast revolting magic
Using revolting spells
We’ll be revolting wizards
Till our revolting’s done
It is 2 L 8 4 U

We are revolting wizards
We ring revolting bells
We cast revolting magic
Using revolting spells
We’ll be revolting wizards
Till our revolting’s done
It is 2 L 8 4 U

WE ARE REVOLTING! 

 

By CaitiCat 

 

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