Gruellingly Nauseating and Onerous MuggleNet Exercise: Gilderoy Lockhart
It’s your time to shine. Think you’re better at Memory Charms than Gilderoy Lockhart? Answer these questions, but beware – this GNOME won’t be easy.
Tagged: Witch Weekly
Why Are Wizards So Gullible?
Despite being isolated from the Muggle world and not having access to many forms of credible, alternative media sources, the wizarding world’s gullibility when it comes to the “Daily Prophet” is so frustrating.
Who Wore It Better: Draco Malfoy or Christina Aguilera?
Welcome to this month’s “Witch Weekly”, in which I, Gilderoy Lockhart, serve as your guide in my critically-acclaimed column, “Who Wore It Better?”
Who Wore It Better: Horace Slughorn or Kylie Jenner?
Gilderoy Lockhart here, with your monthly fashion analysis. This month’s pairing includes a retired teacher and a reality star.
Who Wore It Better: Madam Hooch or Cyndi Lauper?
Hogwarts’s own Madam Hooch and Muggle entertainer Cyndi Lauper face off, featuring black robes and uncannily similar poses. Who will reign victorious?
Who Wore It Better: Rita Skeeter or Beyoncé?
It is the month of three Gs; green, Guinness, and gingers. Our “Who Wore It Better” March match-up promises to bring you some St. Patrick’s Day cheer!
Who Wore It Better: Viktor Krum or Kanye West?
As the barber tamed my luscious curls, I came across an advertisement for winter coats. I immediately knew I needed to feature outerwear this month.
Who Wore It Better: Dobby or Justin Bieber?
Good day, magical world! Gilderoy Lockhart with “Witch Weekly”’s “Who Wore It Better?”
Who Wore It Better: Dolores Umbridge or Queen Elizabeth II?
Time for another edition of “Who Wore It Better?” As always, I, Gilderoy Lockhart, will serve as an expert opinion as we examine a match-up of a popular magical figure and a Muggle celebrity.
