Sorting Current World Leaders into Hogwarts Houses (Again)
What do all politicians have in common? They all belong in Slytherin. Right? Wrong. We Sorted some current world leaders into Hogwarts Houses. Again.
Tagged: satire
Self-Care Essentials, by Gilderoy Lockhart
With self-care tips from the king of selfishness himself, you’ll feel like number one in no time!
Gilderoy Lockhart
Move over, Jeff Bezos – we’ve reimagined the satiric song from “Bo Burnham: Inside” with a certain dishonest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
What Your Wand Says About You – Part 2
Continue the discovery of your personality flaws through this explorative piece on why your wand really chose you.
What Your Wand Says About You – Part 1
Discover your personality type, who to avoid, and when you’ll suffer from criminal urges.
Another List of Acceptable Domestic Pets According to Luna Lovegood
The Quibbler brings you a list of totally safe beasts you can adopt as pets. Unrelated sidenote: We have a Magizoologist job vacancy. Inquire within.
Tip-Top Saving Tips from Horace Slughorn
Grab a quill and a piece of parchment, and take notes as Professor Slughorn divulges his top tips for saving your Galleons.
Speed Dating in the Wizarding World: The Most Eligible Bachelors/ettes This Valentine’s Day
Join “The Quibbler” as we date a plethora of members of the wizarding world in under 70 minutes or less.
“Erecto!” 25 Romance Ramp-Up Tips for Valentine’s Day
“Accio” romance! “The Quibbler” finds 25 spells guaranteed* to make your Valentine’s Day one you’ll never forget. (*Not actually guaranteed. We aren’t allowed to do that.)
