Another List of Acceptable Domestic Pets According to Luna Lovegood
The Quibbler brings you a list of totally safe beasts you can adopt as pets. Unrelated sidenote: We have a Magizoologist job vacancy. Inquire within.
Tagged: satire
Tip-Top Saving Tips from Horace Slughorn
Grab a quill and a piece of parchment, and take notes as Professor Slughorn divulges his top tips for saving your Galleons.
Speed Dating in the Wizarding World: The Most Eligible Bachelors/ettes This Valentine’s Day
Join “The Quibbler” as we date a plethora of members of the wizarding world in under 70 minutes or less.
“Erecto!” 25 Romance Ramp-Up Tips for Valentine’s Day
“Accio” romance! “The Quibbler” finds 25 spells guaranteed* to make your Valentine’s Day one you’ll never forget. (*Not actually guaranteed. We aren’t allowed to do that.)
“Harry Potter” and the New Year’s Resolutions
“The Quibbler” investigates whether New Year’s resolutions stick with members of the wizarding world.
New Year, New You, New Job
“The Quibbler” discovers the ten strangest jobs in the Muggle world that you can perform as a witch or wizard.
Watch Me as I Blame Everyone Else for Sirius’s Death
“After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” Oh, bugger off, Dumbledore. You are partly to blame for this. I want Sirius’s adventures in this realm where I can read about them.
I Answer Some of the Internet’s Burning Questions About Sirius Black… Sort Of
What if Sirius Black had lived? Did he know Harry was a Horcrux? Was he a good guy? Our newest staff writer answers some of the internet’s burning questions with little (read: a lot of) bias and a lot of (read: little) research.
