Song Parodies

For several years, users have submitted versions of popular songs from all music genres – including traditional, seasonal, indie, rock, and pop – with alternate lyrics that fit inside Harry Potter’s world. Over 150 songs are included here, and the list is ever-growing!

Our parodies are listed alphabetically by the title of the original song, followed by the original artist and the title of the new parody. In some cases, there are multiple parody versions of a popular song! Browse using the tabs below, and be sure to share your favorites among your friends. Happy listening!

If you have a submission for a song parody, please send an email to submissions@staff.mugglenet.com.

A–H

A

"The Addams Family"
by Vic Mizzy
Parody Version: "The Malfoy Family”

"Addicted"
by Simple Plan
Parody Version: "Connected"

"Agatha All Along"
from WandaVision
Parody Version: "Dolores All Along"

"All I Want for Christmas Is You"
by Mariah Carey
Parody Version: "All I Want for Christmas"

"All Star"
by Smash Mouth
Parody Version: "All Scar"

"All That Jazz"
from Chicago
Parody Version: "All Those Spells"

"Amazing Grace"
by John Newton
Parody Version: "Oh, Voldemort"

"America the Beautiful"
by Katherine Lee Bates
Parody Version: "Lord Voldemort, the Evil One"

"American Idiot"
by Green Day
Parody Version: "Ministry Idiot"

"American Pie"
by Don McLean
Parody Version: "Voldemort's Lament"

"Angel Eyes"
by ABBA
Parody Version: "Voldy Eyes"

"Another Brick in the Wall (Part II)"
by Pink Floyd
Parody Version: "The D.A. Song"

"Away in a Manger"
by Martin Luther
Parody Version: "Away in an Orphanage"
Parody Version: "Away There at Hogwarts"

 

B

"Bad Day"
by Daniel Powter
Parody Version: "Cedric Had a Bad Day"
Parody Version: "Good Day"
Parody Version: "Voldy Had a Bad Day"

"Barbie Girl"
by Aqua
Parody Version: "Hogwarts Girl"

"The Bare Necessities"
from The Jungle Book
Parody Version: "The Harry Potter Books"

"Be Prepared"
from The Lion King
Parody Version: "Be Prepared"

"Beautiful, Dirty, Rich"
by Lady Gaga
Parody Version: "Beautiful, Dirty Malfoys"

"Beautiful Stranger"
by Madonna
Parody Version: "Beautiful Granger"

"Beethoven Day"
from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown
Parody Version: "Voldemort Day"

"Bezos I"
from Bo Burnham: Inside
Parody Version: "Gilderoy Lockhart"

"Big Boy"
by SZA
Parody Version: "Wizard Boy"

"Bohemian Rhapsody"
by Queen
Parody Version: "Chamber of Secrets Rhapsody"

"Brady Bunch Theme"
by  Sherwood Schwartz and Frank de Vol
Parody Version: "The Boy Who Lived"

"Breaking the Habit"
by Linkin Park
Parody Version: "Breaking the Curse"

"Broadway"
by Goo Goo Dolls
Parody Version: "Good Side Is Dark Tonight"

 

C

"Call Me When You're Sober"
by Evanescence
Parody Version: "Death Eaters Slaving..."

"Carol of the Bells"
by Mykola Leontovych
Parody Version: "Carol of the Spells"

"Clocks"
by Coldplay
Parody Version: "Shock"

"Complicated"
by Avril Lavigne
Parody Version: "Complicated"

"Creep"
by Radiohead
Parody Version: "Squib (Mr. Filch's Sad Song)"

"Cruella de Vil"
from 101 Dalmations
Parody Version: "Dolores Umbridge"

 

D

"Dance, Dance"
by Fall Out Boy
Parody Version: "Kill, Kill"

"Deck the Halls"
by J.C. Hughes
Parody Version: "Journey to Hogwarts"

"Dentist"
from Little Shop of Horrors
Parody Version: "Snape's Profession"

"Do You Hear the People Sing?"
from Les Misérables
Parody Version: "Do You Hear the Students Cheer?"

"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
by Gloria Shayne Baker and Noël Regney
Parody Version: "Do You Hear What Harry Hears?"

"Don't Speak"
by No Doubt
Parody Version: "Don't Shriek"

"Don't Trust Me"
by 3OH!3
Parody Version: "Don't Trust a Cho"

 

E

"Everybody Knows"
by Sigrid
Parody Version: "Everybody Knows"

"Everytime"
by Britney Spears
Parody Version: "Fly Away"

"Everytime We Touch"
by Cascada
Parody Version: "Everytime I Kill"

 

F

"Feelings"
by Morris Albert
Parody Version: "Ceilings"

"Firework"
by Katy Perry
Parody Version: "Firebolt"

"Five O'Clock World"
by the Vogues
Parody Version: "Eight O'Clock Class"

"For the Longest Time"
by Billy Joel
Parody Version: "Ginny's Song"

"Friday"
by Rebecca Black
Parody Version: "Friday"

 

G

"Gilligan's Island Theme Song"
by Sherwood Shwartz and George Wyle
Parody Version: "Draco's Theme"

"Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
by Bowling for Soup
Parody Version: "Boy All the Witches Want"
Parody Version: "One They Call You-Know-Who"
Parody Version: "Witch All the Good Guys Want"

"Girl Next Door"
by Saving Jane
Parody Version: "Fleur Delacour"

"Glory Days"
by Bruce Springsteen
Parody Version: "Glory Days of the Marauders"

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
by William B. Sandys
Parody Version: "A Journey Through Time"
Parody Version: "God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs"
Parody Version: "God Rest You Merry Hippogriffs"

"Good Morning Baltimore"
from Hairspray
Parody Version: "Good Morning Dumbledore"
Parody Version: "Good Morning Voldemort"

"Goodbye Earl"
by the Dixie Chicks
Parody Version: "Goodbye Cedric"

 

H

"Hakuna Matata"
from The Lion King
Parody Version: "Avada Kedavra"

"Halo"
by Beyoncé
Parody Version: "Hallows"

"Happy Together"
by the Turtles
Parody Version: "Brewing Together"

"Happy XMas (War Is Over)"
by John Lennon
Parody Version: "So This Is Hogwarts (War Is Over)"

"Harder to Breathe"
by Maroon 5
Parody Version: "Second Task"

"Hark! the Herald Angels Sing"
by Charles Wesley
Parody Version: "Bark! The Bulldog, Ripper, Snarls"

"Harleys in Hawaii"
by Katy Perry
Parody Version: "Ford Anglia Through the Skies"

"Hedwig’s Theme"
by John Williams
Parody Version: "Hedwig’s Theme"

"Hey There Delilah"
by the Plain White T's
Parody Version: "Hey Draco Malfoy"

"A Holly Jolly Christmas"
by Johnny Marks
Parody Version: "A Very Harry Christmas"

"Hot n Cold"
by Katy Perry
Parody Version: "Weak n Bold"

I–P

I

"I Have a Little Dreidel"
by Samuel E. Goldfarb and Samuel S. Grossman
Parody Version: "I Have a Little Horcrux"

"I Put a Spell on You"
by Annie Lennox
Parody Version: "I Put a Spell on You"

"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
by Gayla Peevey
Parody Version: "I Want an Acromantula for Christmas"

"I Will Survive"
by Gloria Gaynor
Parody Version: "They Will Survive"

"I Will Wait for You"
by Michel LeGrand
Parody Version: "I Will Wait for Them"

"I'm a Believer"
by the Monkees
Parody Version: "I'm in the Order"

"Imagine"
by John Lennon
Parody Version: "Imagine"

"The Importance of Being Idle"
by Oasis
Parody Version: "The Importance of Being Immortal"

"In the Army Now"
by Status Quo
Parody Version: "I'm in the Order Now"

"Iris"
by Goo Goo Dolls
Parody Version: "Iris for Sirius"

"Irresistible"
by Jessica Simpson
Parody Version: "Lucius - So Irresistible"

"It's On"
from Camp Rock
Parody Version: "It's On"

 

J

"Jingle Bells"
by James Pierpont
Parody Version: "Twinkle Spells"

"Just Around the Riverbend"
from Pocahontas
Parody Version: "Just Around the Sorting Hat"

"Just Like a Pill"
by P!nk
Parody Version: "School of Hogwarts"

 

L

"Lady"
by Kenny Rogers
Parody Version: "Weasleys"

"Lady"
by Lenny Kravitz
Parody Version: "Harry"

"Last Friday Night"
by Katy Perry
Parody Version: "The Last Ten Years"

"Let It Go"
from Frozen
Parody Version: "Let It Go"

"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"
by Good Charlotte
Parody Version: "Lifestyles of the Dark and Lifeless"

"A Little Bit Alexis"
by Annie Murphy
Parody Version: "A Little Bit Draco"

"Little by Little"
by Oasis
Parody Version: "Little by Little (Fifth Year Song)"

"The Love Club"
by Lorde
Parody Version: "The Slug Club"

"Love Hurts"
by Nazareth
Parody Version: "Scars Suck"

"Love-Game"
by Lady Gaga
Parody Version: "Quidditch Stick"

"Love the Way You Lie"
by Eminem, featuring Rihanna
Parody Version: "Hagrid Loves the Way You Lie"

 

M

"Man for All Seasons"
by Robbie Williams
Parody Version: "Auror for All Seasons"

"Man on the Moon"
by R.E.M.
Parody Version: "Away on Their Brooms"

"Mary, Did You Know?"
by Mark Lowry and Buddy Greene
Parody Version: "Lily, Did You Know"

"Merry X-Mas (Let the War Be Over)"
by Delta Goodrem
Parody Version: "Harry's Nimbus (Get the Pall to Cover)"

"MIC Drop"
by BTS
Parody Version: "Wands Up"

"Mickey"
by Toni Basil
Parody Version: "Harry"

"The Music of the Night"
from The Phantom of the Opera
Parody Version: "Spy of the Night"

 

N

"Native Tongue"
by Switchfoot
Parody Version: "Parseltongue"

 

O

"O Christmas Tree"
by Ernst Anschütz
Parody Version: "O Azkaban"

"Oh Shenandoah"
by Mary Goetz
Parody Version: "Oh Sorcerer's Stone"

"On the Road Again"
by Willie Nelson
Parody Version: "On My Broom Again"

"One Short Day (In the Emerald City)"
by Stephen Schwartz
Parody Version: "One Short Day (In Hogsmeade Village)"

"One Winged Angel"
by Nobuo Uematsu
Parody Version: "Sevvie's Wrath"

"Only in Dreams"
by Weezer
Parody Version: "Only My Dreams"

"Our House"
by Madness
Parody Version: "Our Burrow"

 

P

"Part of Your World"
from The Little Mermaid
Parody Version: "Death Eater Song"
Parody Version: "Part of the Team"
Parody Version: "Part of Their World"

"Party in the USA"
by Miley Cyrus
Parody Version: "Party in the Common Room"

"Penny Lane"
by the Beatles
Parody Version: "Diagon Alley"

"The Periodic Table Song"
by AsapSCIENCE
Parody Version: "The Harry Potter Character Song"

Q–#

R

"Rabbit Run"
by Eminem
Parody Version: "Azkaban"

"Rainy Day Women #12 and 35"
by Bob Dylan
Parody Version: "Evil Dark Wizards #12 and 35"

"Rehab"
by Amy Winehouse
Parody Version: "Talk to Dumbledore"

"The Remedy"
by Jason Mraz
Parody Version: "Potter's Remedy"

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
written by Johnny Marks and recorded by Brenda Lee
Parody Version: "Rockin' Around the Bowtruckle Tree"

"The Rock Show"
by Blink-182
Parody Version: "Fourth Year Girls"

"Rolling in the Deep"
by Adele
Parody Version: "Rowling's in the Deep"

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
by Gene Autry
Parody Version: "Dobby the Daring House-Elf"
Parody Version: "Norbert the Baby Dragon"

 

S

"Sailing"
by Gavin Sutherland
Parody Version: "Sailing (To Hogwarts)"

"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"
by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie
Parody Version: "Dementors Make Harry Potter Fall Down"
Parody Version: "Grindelwald Is Comin' to Town"

"Satisfaction"
by The Rolling Stones
Parody Version: "Putrefaction"

"Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)"
by Big & Rich
Parody Version: "Harry Potter (Kill Voldemort)"

"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant"
by Billy Joel
Parody Version: "Scenes from Hogwarts Love Stories"

"The Scientist"
by Coldplay
Parody Version: "The Prisoner"

"Scotty Doesn't Know"
by Lustra
Parody Version: "Voldy Doesn't Know"

"Sealed with a Kiss"
by Bobby Vinton
Parody Version: "I Don't Want to Say Goodbye to the Weasleys"

"Seven Nation Army"
by the White Stripes
Parody Version: "One Man Army"

"SexyBack"
by Justin Timerbalek
Parody Version: "VoldyBack"
Parody Version: "Voldy's Back"

"Shadow"
by Ashlee Simpson
Parody Version: "Shadow"

"She Is Love"
by Oasis
Parody Version: "She Is Love"

"She Will Be Loved"
by Maroon 5
Parody Version: "He Will Be Killed"
Parody Version: "He Will Be Mad"
Parody Version: "She Will Be Loved"

"She's in Love with the Boy"
by Trisha Yearwood
Parody Version: "Harry Hates Voldemort"

"The Show"
by Lenka
Parody Version: "Take His Body and Go"

"Sic Transit Gloria... Glory Fades"
by Brand New
Parody Version: "Sick of This Glory, Life Fades Away"

"Sk8er Boi"
by Avril Lavigne
Parody Version: "Wizard Boy"

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
by Nirvana
Parody Version: "Smells Like Harry Potter"
Parody Version: "Smells Like Neville's Blood"

"Smooth Criminal"
by Michael Jackson
Parody Version: "Lord Voldemort"

"Soak Up the Sun"
by Sheryl Crow
Parody Version: "Have Some Fun"

"Someone Like You"
by Adele
Parody Version: "Sob in My Loo"

"Somewhere Out There"
by Our Lady Peace
Parody Version: "My Parents Are out There"

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
from The Wizard of Oz
Parody Version: "Over the Rainbow"

"South Park Theme"
by Primus
Parody Version: "Goin' Down to Hogwarts"

"Spongebob Squarepants Theme"
by Pat Pinney
Parody Version: "Harry Squarepants"

"Stacey's Mom"
by Fountains of Wayne
Parody Version: "Draco's Dad"
Parody Version: "George's Bro"
Parody Version: "Harry P."
Parody Version: "Harry's Mom"
Parody Version: "Ron's Sis"

"The Star-Spangled Banner"
Parody Version: "The Star-Studded Seeker"

"Star Spangled Man"
from Captain America: The First Avenger
Parody Version: "That Boy with That Lightning Scar"

"Starstrukk"
by 3OH!3
Parody Version: "Owl Post"

"Still Waiting"
by Sum 41
Parody Version: "Still Waiting"

"Stuck in the Middle with You"
by Stealer's Wheel
Parody Version: "Stuck in the Middle of Evil"

"Stupid Little Love Song"
by Fefe Dobson
Parody Version: "Stupid Little Scar"

"Summer Holiday"
by Cliff Richard
Parody Version: "Hoggy-Hogwarts Train"

"Summer Nights"
from Grease
Parody Version: "Hogwarts Nights"

"Summer Rain"
by Slinkee Minx
Parody Version: "Summer Pain"

"Superman"
by Five for Fighting
Parody Version: "Quidditchman"

"Surfin' Safari"
by the Beach Boys
Parody Version: "Quidditch"

"Swing, Swing"
by the All-American Rejects
Parody Version: "Swish, Swish"

 

T

"Take Me Out"
by Franz Ferdinand
Parody Version: "Voldy's Back"

"Teenage Dirtbag"
by Wheatus
Parody Version: "Teenage Wizard Love"

"That Funny Feeling"
from Bo Burnham: Inside 
Parody Version: "That Funny Feeling"

"This Is War"
by Thirty Seconds to Mars
Parody Version: "This Is War"

"This Love"
by Maroon 5
Parody Version: "This Dream"

"Thriller"
by Michael Jackson
Parody Version: "Killer"

"Tik Tok"
by Ke$ha
Parody Version: "Draco Malfoy"
Parody Version: "Tik Tok (H.P.)"
Parody Version: "Two Slits in My Nose"

"Too Much to Ask"
by Avril Lavigne
Parody Version: "Not Trying Hard Enough"

"Toxic"
by Britney Spears
Parody Version: "Voldy's Toxic"

"Traveling Soldier"
by the Dixie Chicks
Parody Version: "The Story of Harry"

"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
by Frederic Austin
Parody Version: "The Elf Days of Christmas"
Parody Version: "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Parody Version: "Twelve Days of Quidditch"

"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"
by Jane Taylor
Parody Version: "Harry Potter Is So Cool"
Parody Version: "Sirius, the Canine Star"

 

U

"Under the Sea"
from The Little Mermaid
Parody Version: "Come to Hogwarts"

"Unwell"
by Matchbox Twenty
Parody Version: "What's True"

"Uptown Girl"
by Billy Joel
Parody Version: "Fifth Year Girl"

"Uptown Funk"
by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
Parody Version: "Dark Lord Funk"

 

V

"Vindicated"
by Dashboard Confessional
Parody Version: "Been Degraded"

 

W

"Wannabe"
by the Spice Girls
Parody Version: "If You Wanna Murder Potter"

"We Are the Champions"
by Queen
Parody Version: "We Are the Trio"

"We Like to Party"
by the Vengaboys
Parody Version: "We Like Departing"

"We R Who We R"
by Ke$ha
Parody Version: "We R Slytherins"

"We Will Rock You"
by Queen
Parody Version: "Tom Will Shock You"

"Welcome to My Life"
by Simple Plan
Parody Version: "Welcome to Harry's Life"

"Welcome to the Internet"
from Bo Burnham: Inside
Parody Version: "Welcome to the Potterdom"

"What a Wonderful World"
by Louis Armstrong
Parody Version: "What a Wonderful School"

"What Child Is This?"
by William Chatterton Dix
Parody Version: "What Man Is This?"

"When I'm 64"
by the Beatles
Parody Version: "When Ron's 34"

"White America"
by Eminem
Parody Version: "Whiney Harry Club"

"White Christmas"
by Irving Berlin
Parody Version: "Weasley Christmas"

"Who Am I?"
from Les Misérables
Parody Version: "Who Am I?"

"A Whole New World"
from Aladdin
Parody Version: "A Whole New World"

"Winter Wonderland"
by Felix Bernard and Richard B. Smith
Parody Version: "Hogwarts Is a Winter Wonderland"

 

Y

"Yankee Doodle"
by Richard Shuckburgh
Parody Version: "Voldemort's Poodle"

"Yeah!"
by Usher
Parody Version: "Yeah"

"Yellow Submarine"
by the Beatles
Parody Version: "Stupid Dursleys' House"

"You and I Both"
by Jason Mraz
Parody Version: "Ron's Lament (The Night After the Yule Ball)"

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
by Dr. Seuss
Parody Version: "Voldemort"
Parody Version: "You're a Mean One, Mr. Snape"

"You're the One That I Want"
from Grease
Parody Version: "You're the One That We Want"

 

#

"7th Heaven (Main Title Theme)"
by Steve Plunkett
Parody Version: "Poor Harry"

"21 Guns"
by Green Day
Parody Version: "Elder Wand"

"1985"
by Bowling for Soup
Parody Version: "The Dark Lord"
Parody Version: "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"